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拔砦大好難學呀!!!!!!!!

 

 

(轉載自糸東協會網頁)

「 拔 砦 」 (Bassai) 又 名 「 拔 塞 」 ， 是 將 敵 人 的 要 塞 攻 破 的 意 思 。 「 拔 砦 形 」 有 「 拔 砦 大 」 (Bassai-Dai) 和 「 拔 砦 小 」 (Bassai-Sho) 兩 套 ， 它 們 都 屬 於 「 首 里 手 」 (Shuri-te) 派 的 「 形 」 ， 是 由 糸 洲 安 恒 先 生 (Ankoh Itosu) 所 創 。

拿到第一了,感覺-正!!!

多月來的操練真係冇白費,雖然心口瘀到一撻撻,又甩了塊腳甲,都係值得!

場决賽都算狼,雙方都爆犯規....我都打到失去理智....衝!衝!衝!

 

 

已經成半年沒有update個blog, 每周竟然仲有三四十個logon.  追查之下原來好多人係百度,google,yahoo查"淫賤","人肉打樁機","架妹"等等會search到我個blog的!  排名仲要好鬼前下!

 

blog主在此嚴正聲明,本blog樂而不淫, 純係以文藝角度勾起大家一些集體回憶,絶沒有要引起大家的非份之想,更沒有一些人所問"mak唔係click個戲名會有得睇架咩?"

 

 

港大迎新長跑險搞出人命 (星島) 09月 06日 星期三 03:30AM

(綜合報道)

 

(星島日報報道)近年大學迎新營經常被批評「出位」，本報獲悉，香港大學宿舍「大學堂」日前舉行「大跑步」的傳統迎新活動，更險些玩出人命。四十名新生在宿舍附近來回跑十公里期間，其中兩人中暑暈倒，須送往瑪麗醫院深切治療部治療。據了解，一人於翌日出院，但另一人因肌肉壞死須留醫十一日<---咁大鑊?!不過都唔係弟一次見啦!

，直至昨日才出院。

　　據悉，港大男生宿舍「大學堂」於上月二十五日起，一連十日舉行迎新營，四十名新生被安排於二十六日清早參加「大跑步」的迎新活動，由薄扶林道宿舍沿沙宣道的行人道來回跑十公里。

　　知情人士透露，迎新營負責人出發前明言禁止新生帶備水或糖果補充體力，結果其中兩人跑步途中先後中暑，分別在摩星嶺道及碧瑤灣附近暈倒，兩人隨即被送往瑪麗醫院深切治療部。

　　一名不願透露姓名的「大學堂」新生表示 <---梗係"不願透露姓名"啦,受過迎新既精神壓迫,願意企出來講野已經好了不起了!，當時與他同屬一組的郭姓新生，跑至全程三分一時，突然呼吸急促，面無血色、嘴唇變白，多跑幾步便不支暈倒。有舊生見情況不妥，便攙扶郭坐在一旁，再安排私家車把他送往瑪麗醫院。據悉，郭同學翌日已出院，但另一名新生卻因肌肉壞死，須留醫十一日，直至昨日才出院。

　　負責迎新活動的「大學堂」學生會主席蘇詠聰，最初曾否認該宿舍的新生發生意外，經本報追問下，才承認有新生因中暑送院。<---果然係U-Hall仔本色! 他表示，每年迎新營均有宿生入院，但嚴重至送往深切治療部則屬首次。 　　

      他強調，「大跑步」為鍛煉新生的團隊精神，宿生會負責人每日均會視乎新生的身體狀況，決定是否調整活動內容﹔若新生感到身體不適，絕不會勉強他們完成活動。<---唔好玩啦,你試下跑唔哂呀啦,d大仙唔逼死你有假!重要邊跑邊嗌"搏盡呀!","做到呀!"之類,唔跑到氣絶都嗌到氣絶!

　　「大學堂」舍監張志偉證實，宿舍的兩名新生因體力不支而中暑暈倒，但強調兩人送院期間依然清醒。他強調，「大跑步」是「大學堂」多年傳統活動，「過往一直無學生出事，今次純屬意外。我會與舍堂學生會檢討迎新營活動安排，但不會因此取消這活動。」 <---吹哂水,我個年有個freshman跑到肺穿窿,休學三個月;我表弟個年重激,有個freshman不堪形新既精神虐待,之後竟然心理失常,總日喃喃自語兼有逼害妄想症!重連U都quit埋,可憐青年大好前途頓成泡影! 可悲呀!

　　港大學生事務長周偉立接受查詢時強調，沿途有設置水站及私家車沿途監察，他認為安全措施已足夠。他又指，校方有指引監管迎新營，若新生認為有問題，應主動告知舍監或舍堂負責人。 <---卸啦,卸啦...總之唔係迎新既問題

　　港大學生會內務副會長施旭成則指，每年迎新營均有新生受傷，今次較嚴重，學生會將與各宿舍進行檢討，改善明年的迎新營活動安排。 <---年年都咁講

Below Quote from a email fwd from a colleague

 

太好笑了（雖然有三個苦主），不得不轉載！為求原料原味，現將其不雅字眼一併刊出。
 
香港高級程度會考英文會話考試離奇經歷

天亡我也!!天亡我也啊!!

為什麼我的考運那麼差??為什麼會遇到一個那麼仆街的人啊??

這PK仔自稱是來自聖約瑟,一進入報到室時便引起全部,接近五十個考生的注意!! 為什麼呢?? 因為他居然是穿西裝(不是校服)!! 除此之外,他的動作舉止怪異到令我想起一個以前教過我的老師-----你超揮(同音字,7C的人一定認識)

在presentation時,這早洩仔已經表現出其驚人的一面~~沒有辦法講完整的句子,一句都不能!!聽了兩分鐘完全聽不懂他講什麼!!

在group discussion時,這早洩仔更作出我完全嘆為觀止的事情------當開始時,我和他同時說'Let's get.....' 此時我知道他想做leader,但如果真的讓他做的話,我們一組一定完蛋,所以我馬上說'Do you mind if I speak first?' 結果你猜這早洩仔怎麼說?? 他說'Yes, I mind. Today we are here to.....(下面因為我太過震驚,聽不到了)'!!

在這discussion裡,我們需要討論where should we go for a relaxing trip和use what transport...結果當我和其他兩位女考生一致贊同要去China時,那早洩仔還一直堅持說要去Europe,而且還說China是 rubbish land,if we go there, we are rubbish.....(現在想起來,我除了O嘴,大概沒其他反應了....) 而且他還一直插嘴,我幾乎沒有一句句子可以講完.....當我說'Can I finish my point first?' 他居然說'NO!! I want to go to Europe!!'

Discussion的前9分鐘我們四個人激辯要去哪裡,最後居然要以vote來決定!! 最後一分鐘,我和其他兩位女考生完全沒機會講話,因為這早洩仔堅持要做conclusion,他說'Let me conclude our points. Although we voted that we should go to China, but we must not go there, because it's rubbish, and we should go to Europe. We can take a train across China, then Russia, then Germany, and finally London......'(大意是這樣,實際上文法錯得相當離譜)

中途我有幾次想打斷他的話,但他完全不理我,還我行我素地說下去......最後初步估計,我講了<2 mins, 我對面的女考生講了<3mins, 我斜對面的女考生講了<1 min........而這早洩仔講了>6mins!!!!!!!(因為中間有同時發言的時段,所以總和不等於十分鐘.....) 最後走出課室時,我對面的那位女考生差點哭出來....實際上她的實力比我上次遇到SSGC的女學生更強,一定是B級或A級學生,但現在她能不能合格都成問題了(我也是)!!

 

大佬啊~~你想自殺就去自殺,不要拖我落水,好嗎?? 我跟你無冤無仇,點解要我陪你一起死啊?? 難道同歸於盡你才高興嗎?? 我是報讀法律系,UE要至少B級才有機會入的啊!!現在被你這樣一搞,oral連合格都難了!!

 

真是天亡我也!!天亡我也啊!!

在此勸各位尚未考oral的7C同學們,你們一定要有心理準備,隨時都有可能遇到一個對你說'Yes, I mind'的混帳考生......

 

 

 

 

 

I believe for people who rarely have the chance to take aeroplane, one of the most worried thing is fallen asleep and missed the flight meal.  It supposed to be part of the exciting thing in the trip.

 

At last I find one airline taking care of this worry, in the Emirates plane, they have little sticker "Wake me up for meal".  No wonder this airline wins so many awards, really well done!  Just one comment is that I can't find anywhere I can put this sticker on, am I supposed to stick it to my forehead to ensure the cadet see it?

 

 

I was asked who is Miss Banana, what does she look like now...  Thanks to Queenie for her agility on female products, for providing me a photo of her as below (the one in middle)

 

Time flies!  Once a big sister in kids programme now becomes a 'celebrity' for climacteric (更年期)products!  What a change!  All the best to Miss Banana, and wish her as the print ad said, a wonderful climacteric period!

Thanks to RTHK to put those classic programmes in 70s and 80s online, below is the link that can watch the 'Banana Ship' (香蕉船) online, and you can check out who is the real Captain.

 

 

Here is the introduction -

 

Tang and Che are still working in RTHK.  I am especially impressive on Tang, on her bravery to be titled as 'Miss Banana'.  This further proved how pure we were as kids in those good old days, no doubt nowadays kids will think of it as name on those dirty yellow lighbox in Portland Street.

 

Enjoy the show.

 

 

 

 

An extremely embarrassing thing happened today.

 

My secondary schoolmates called out for a basketball match in Mongkok indoor game hall.  As usual, I arrived just on time.  When I was going to change, something wrong, I brought the t-shrit but forgot to bring the shorts.  It's a 5-5 match, couldn't afford to lose any player.  Luckily (unfortunate to me actually), I was wearing the boxer (孖煙囪) insider instead of 'triangular', and as a great team player, team should always be prior to individual interest.  I was mentally prepared to participate the game with the boxer.  (I've put a photo of the boxer below, exactly the one I wore)

 

Although mentally prepared, I did not expect I really need to participate the game physically, and it turned out to be.  How could I be so kind to them?  Only comfort to me is that none of the teammates brought their girl friends in (it's terribly boring to see us chasing the ball, I can never understand how they can torture their gfs like that).  Only there are two strangers sitting in the backbenchers, reading bible and praying, hope my dressing didn't contaminate their holy moment.

 

I regreted one hour later when there were families coming in for next round badminton (or other games), and I was deeply hurt when a teammate took a picture of me with his mobile.  The only mercy he gave was that he promoised not to put it on those filthy website.

 

 

I've linked the song '共享陽光' on my space.  You should be able to hear it now.  Surprise, some friends of mine claimed they never heard of it.  How come?! It should be the best hit in our age, everyone should know it, just like everyone should know 蔡風華 is the captain of 香蕉船... or should they? 

 

Don't lie, don't hide your memory of 430穿梭機, and pretend to be the generation of 至叻小人類!

 

LA LA LA ...
看見令你想要
像枝歡樂波板糖
我要共你分
我要共你享
種種的歡暢

已照亮每一處
日光歡樂請分享
跳躍在你身
跳躍在你心
叫你愉快開朗

耀眼陽光
充滿歡樂
它叫你活力倍增
快樂在擴張

耀眼陽光
明亮開朗
天天帶來樂趣歡暢

My friend has forwarded me an interesting website, it will asks you to choose 5 adjectives to describe me, take you less then 30 sec, better than those telephone interview which claimed only 1 mins but turn out take you 10 times more.  Pls pls click in it.. thanks.

 

Today morning I asked Queenie if she had some crysanthemum for me to drink.  Little Queenie, as nice as usual, handed me what I want.  Just when I poured those little flowers into my cup, I found sth terribly wrong, there are little black things, 2-3mm, around 20-30 of them, moved happily inside my beloved cup!  And there were hundred of them in the bag!  I was so lucky to discover that at the final moment before I drink it.

 

Queenie was astonished too. This incidence reminds me the old chinese saying 'Bugs come out after the wood decayed' (木先腐而後蟲生), and the importance of cleanlinese wherever you are. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thanks for the invention of digital camera, and those who can afford it, I can have more interesting pictures to share. 

 

Index

 

1. Look carefully, the height of the cake in oven has very high correlation to the actual height of its maker

3. 'Concentration is everything!' said the master

4. I hate glooves, I have problem on my middle finger, and it never goes thru

It was fun to learn to bake a Black Forest Chocolate Cake, and it doubled the joy when your company paid for it.  This is my first time to bake a cake, and it's all too easy for brilliant student like me, under the following circumstances:

 

1. The materials, the portion, the quantity have all been well and carefully prepared by someone

2. You have all the equipments which a normal HK family should not have

3. A bunch of 'Maria' to clean up all the mess after you

4. (most important) There is a master to save your product when you nearly destroy it

 

I believe my classmates will feel the same too, and their cakes will taste as good as mine, actually I guess all the cakes will be the same taste... because of the point number 4 above, haha..

 

Index for Photos:

1. Overbaked Cake

2. The dark shadow is the real hero, not the one in front

3. Finish product - realize it's a smiling face?

4. All cakes ready to go!

While reading on paradox, there is a very interesting question called 'Monty Hall Problem'.  Strictly speaking, it is not a paradox, but a puzzle in game theory involving probability.

 

The question is like that:

Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to pick door No. 2?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice?

 

The answer is YES! You chance will actually doubled by switch your choice.  Very counter-intuitive, normal thinking is that you get 50/50 chance for stay or change, but if you list out all the possibilities (or calculated by Baye's Theorem), you'll soon find out it's not the case.

 

Good stuff, another example that I should always think carefully before making conclusion.

My girl friend sent me the photos in Disney, I really like the Space Mountain one.  I believe they are one of the best photos taken in HK Disneyland ever, even better than the one in newspaper, the one that the mainland tourist throwing his baby over the gate during CNY.

 

Here some tips on how to stay calm in Space Mountain,

 

1. Play more, practice makes perfect,

2. Take the single seat path, don't be so foolish to take the long queue, you'll feel fresh and delighted when you play the same thing which you take 5 mins while the stranger beside you takes 90mins

3. Be rational, it's safe, no need to shout.  You won't shout in the Mongkok van (=> 90km/hr) even it's far more dangerous, remember that

It's great fun to run the marathon... the greatest accomplishment this year is on the finish point photo.  Last year, I forgot to make some great artistic postures, I was like an old man having a after-lunch walk in the photo....what a waste for my hard-working practice... regret for whole year.  

 

This year is much better..